I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom

Abbott Coburn, 26, lives with his father and finds comfort online. A strangely dressed woman pays him a great deal to drive her and a mysterious black box from California to Washington, D.C. in four days, with no phones and no looking inside. Pursuers and online rumours escalate fast in this darkly comic, chaotic road thriller by the author of John Dies at the End.